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- 12 / 04 / 18 -

An important announcement about health care registration, Kyle is in a mood, the last live show of the year, a pledge to answer calls early this week, another landing on Mars, a victory for SpaceX, a space mission arrives at an asteroid, all of this happened yesterday, why all of the money should go to space, wondering why there aren't rovers on the moon, the ultimate fate of people who have their remains shot into space, Kyle's annoying ring tone, tricks of spam phone callers, Emmanuel is still boycotting Commack, panic at a local Walmart, Northport votes against using armed guards in schools, a ban on parents joining their kids for lunch in a school district in Connecticut, why too much parental hovering is unhealthy, wondering how home schooling works, the possibility of a second Brexit referendum, what is likely to happen in the next few weeks, the hypocrisy of Theresa May's position, debating whether or not there should be another vote, frustration with the lack of participation in this country, how Republicans are trying to reverse the results of popular votes, a review of "It Happened One Night" from 1934, a flurry of calls after it's too late.

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December 4
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- 12 / 11 / 18 -

The "check engine" light comes on in the car that Kyle and Emmanuel are in, there isn't enough time to fix the problem before leaving, the voice of Waze has been changed to Santa Claus, Kyle and Emmanuel are driving out of Manhattan and heading to Long Island, a battle of wills with Santa, the subject tonight is who to find to play the show while Kyle and Emmanuel are away, dispelling some myths, what it's like to cross the Williamsburg Bridge, the new Kosciuszko Bridge, Emmanuel learns that it's Hanukkah, it's a day of mourning after the death of George H.W. Bush, Santa does a lot of talking, Emmanuel explains license plate patterns, the car makes an unauthorized call in the middle of highway chaos, some road rage on the air, the high percentage of aggressive female drivers, calling Kyle in the car, trying to figure out how to hang up, some of the places that Kyle and Emmanuel will be heading in the next few weeks, a return phone call from Lexicon, different ways this show could have gone, asking for help.

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December 11
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- 12 / 18 / 18 -

The first show ever where both hosts are wearing tuxedoes, Kyle and Emmanuel are in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, the history of ocean liners, explaining the tuxedoes, the interesting older people found on the boat, how a tuxedo can be cheaper to buy than to rent, meeting the captain and chief engineer, some of the amazing features of the Queen Mary 2, Kyle and Emmanuel somehow get upgraded into a "Princess Suite," similarities to traveling in space, opening the door to the balcony, the constant roar of the sea, a nightclub called G32, a real sense of history, another recording from the room, Emmanuel walked around the deck 15 times, it's now the last day of the journey, identifying the room, taking a walk around the ship, a confused elevator, how the card system works, trying to figure out how to buy pictures, visiting an English pub on the boat, how the tipping system works, anticipating a musician, living in a fantasy world, reviewing some of the different TV channels received on the ship, ways to avoid phone charges, the pros and cons of expressing political views while traveling.

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December 18
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- 12 / 25 / 18 -

Continuing where last week's show left off on the boat, a captain's announcement, the ship is in the English Channel, some of the various announcements that have been heard, losing an hour every day at noon, chaos at the buffet, a rundown of the three main restaurants on board, the great effort involved in not spilling things, an interview with Helen from Brighton and Hove, walking around the ship, the outside deck is closed, going onto the room's balcony, what it was like to visit the bridge viewing area, this is the furthest Kyle has ever been from land, a nightly tradition, what it's been like hanging out with various people, Emmanuel documents Kyle making tea, trying to see land, Kyle attempts to explain the difference between boats and ships, plans to attend a Southampton football game, how customs are different when attending games in England, pouring tea extra slowly, a final farewell from the QM2, an update with some concluding remarks, the value of being with people from other backgrounds, remembering the Deep South, how tonight's outro song was found.

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December 25
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